$CATPILL

redpill. bluepill. blackpill. all cope.
the final pill purrs.

~~🔴 redpill — angry forever~~

~~🔵 bluepill — asleep forever~~

~~⚫ blackpill — doomed forever~~

💊🐈 catpill — nothing matters. knock it off the table.

💊 take the catpill

one dose. side effects: purring at red candles, sleeping 16 hours, zero anxiety.

💊 dose administered — you are now catpilled

doses dispensed on this device: 0

go ahead. it has 9 lives and all the time in the world.

the cat is napping. it is not worried about you.

rugs survived (all-time on this device): 0

the cat is on pump.fun. it landed on its feet there too.

CA drops at launch — the cat is still stretching 🐈

copied 🐾